Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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