the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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