Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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