yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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