But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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