i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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