I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Randomize