do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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