return my video game
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
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And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
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Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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