Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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