Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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