are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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