you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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