I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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