i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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