My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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