well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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