JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
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