i need an iv and a liver transplant
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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