Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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