He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
pop tarts are not kleenex
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Randomize
