i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
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someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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