we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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