first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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