I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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