is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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