I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
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