i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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