i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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