I smell stomach acid.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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