you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
When did angry sex become our thing?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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