Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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