Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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