What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
This baby is an asshole
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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