so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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