He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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