Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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