I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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