Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
The adults are the big ones right?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
