Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
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