I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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