3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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