the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
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