Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
This baby is an asshole
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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