Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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