we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize
