Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
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I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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