I must be too annoying 4 u.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
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turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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