She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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