I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm passing your future prison.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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