I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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