There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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