Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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