Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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