I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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