you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Randomize