I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I think I just shit out all my problems.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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